1. someone has informed the Xondorian that you cannot call homeworld on a Shoephone. This is important.
2. Books have been written (you can get them in different locations). The Book is scary. It’s real good too. Joe writes real nice and Denbrain haz think she did edit gud. #mirth.
3. Lots of recording has taken place (denbrain’s site is muchly updated - particularly the best of and djrangerden albums). Also, lots of recording has not taken place - but you should keep the fires burning anyway. if you haven’t liked Duality237 on facebook go do it.
4. There’s not dialtone on a shoephone. nor can it receive textmessages.
5. Lists have been made. But you already knew that didn’t you? Cuz you folks are SPECIAL. And on the BALL! :)
6. Joebrain is on the radio still. Go check out the station. Lots of information. He needeth adoring fanz. His show is on Saturdays at 3ish central texas-y time. that means i think 9 for him and 4 for new yorkers and 1 for the west coast. And maybe 8 in the morning in Australia, or something like that. I don’t know…. :)
Denbrain is still blogging away steadily. She is suffering for readerz. Blogathon fast approacheth. The blogathoners are interested in someday getting the Joebrain to actually eat a real taco. 
7. Other than that, we here on Planet Xondor have no information for you at this time. It doesn’t mean we won’t at some point in the future. We just do not have the information with us, currently, in our attache case. 
ps. denbrain just wanted to type attache case. no word on whether it is spelled correctly.

1. someone has informed the Xondorian that you cannot call homeworld on a Shoephone. This is important.

2. Books have been written (you can get them in different locations). The Book is scary. It’s real good too. Joe writes real nice and Denbrain haz think she did edit gud. #mirth.

3. Lots of recording has taken place (denbrain’s site is muchly updated - particularly the best of and djrangerden albums). Also, lots of recording has not taken place - but you should keep the fires burning anyway. if you haven’t liked Duality237 on facebook go do it.

4. There’s not dialtone on a shoephone. nor can it receive textmessages.

5. Lists have been made. But you already knew that didn’t you? Cuz you folks are SPECIAL. And on the BALL! :)

6. Joebrain is on the radio still. Go check out the station. Lots of information. He needeth adoring fanz. His show is on Saturdays at 3ish central texas-y time. that means i think 9 for him and 4 for new yorkers and 1 for the west coast. And maybe 8 in the morning in Australia, or something like that. I don’t know…. :)

Denbrain is still blogging away steadily. She is suffering for readerz. Blogathon fast approacheth. The blogathoners are interested in someday getting the Joebrain to actually eat a real taco. 

7. Other than that, we here on Planet Xondor have no information for you at this time. It doesn’t mean we won’t at some point in the future. We just do not have the information with us, currently, in our attache case. 

ps. denbrain just wanted to type attache case. no word on whether it is spelled correctly.




late night facts

1. Denbrain has less than 8hrs to get a songfight song in. It’s no biggie if she doesn’t.
2. Joebrain finds the photo that Den has selected for her Nur Ein picture appalling. He told her it looked like she had a tiny frog in her mouth.
3. It’s not. It’s a broken ringpop!
4. Den is a little nervous because she wanted to finish her round 2 entry in time to get a pre-Viking opinion. She has the Australian tho, and hopefully shell finish in time to pass it around for some perusal.
5. Two more sets of reviews should have been written by Den :S.
6. Also reading and some *Duality music* for next week :) things coming up in May :) stuff from us. Stuff for Joe from Den. More stuff from Joe prolly too.. and both of them having all kinds of separate and together adventures so WATCH THIS SPACE. Radio for Joe and Den’s New Show Links coming soonishly.

Be googly, everyone! We think of you!



WE CRAVE DUALITY NEWS!!! AAAAGHH!

1. joebrain had pizza.

2. den ate toast with ALL KINDS of high fructose corn syrup products on it. She Owns her choice and is Not Ashamed.

3. we’re alive and kickin.’ den is doing nur ein and joe is a’vikingr or however you spell it. much like allergy season in austin, tx - we are only lying dormant.

4. UNLIKE allergy season, we ROCK and are not lame and tragic in any way unless it fits the plot.

5. keep wearing vests, amigos. they’ll ALWAYS be in style - even when this season fades away. sure. you may call them waistcoats if you want to.


Story of a S..on.g (very longish existentially themed list..)

1. Denbrain is so tired she almost typoed “story of a snog” here. She does not know if that is a cussy word for kissy-kisskiss behavior in the accent-y countries. And she is done being accountable for stuff this week so she’s just gonna keep on typing.

2. A Xondorian songstory will come out like weridos would tell it.

3. really shouldn’t put the link to song! ;) cuz it is for #andedric’s song cycle and there is a big reveal at his listening party of all the songs tonight.

4. There were tiny rumors flying about that Duality might be having sad times. This is not the Queso. Thing was that Joebrain had a Computer Issue once again that was Frustrating and Horrid… and no one bothered to tell Denbrain of Xondor that for 5-7 days she was going to experience..

CHATASIDE:

J: Den..

D: What, Joe?

J: The People do not want to hear about whether or not the Minstrels are trashing hotel rooms on their world tour.

D: They don’t?

J: no.

D: [tilts head] but.. but you talk about TMI stuff to people all the TIME on the internet, and everyone LOVES you!

J: that’s because I am Master of SongFu, Den. 

D: oh…. [kicks rock]

J: also.. [bigcheezygrin]

D: I know, I know.. Amy Grant.. *sigh*

6. So, THWARTED by physical ailments of Unnamed Source and a Lack of Robotic Cooperation, Joe and Den tried and tried.. but could not make the little engine go.

7. Meanwhile Den wrote reams and reams of lyrics. And Joe picked out a lot of Denpiano tracks and wrote lots of stunner guitar parts. Maybe they are lost in the ether. Maybe they are not. Joe has a good memory.

8. At the 11.9999999999999999999999999999999th hour, Den made a decision based on several Factors:

a) she was not going to do a Denise Hudson track when ~Joe’n’Den~ had promised a Duality one. It offended her senses of both logic and superstition. And Den ALSO had lots of good Joe material lying around.

c) she was being inconsistent, confusing, and stroppy (another LOOOOONNNG boring story that shouldn’t even go on a blog. TMI turkey!!! Also ‘stroppy’ is a Joe-word. I think it’s Comical.) :)

d) Den had lyrics she liked and that fit. The lyrics mean this, conceptually: 

What would I say if I wrote a letter from the future, back to the past? Well, a lot of people ask me things in my present …for things, about things… I look back to the past and realized much of the time, people do not listen - they , they are going to do what they want now, so what difference would it make coming from the Supernatural Future?? Maybe being honest about That Fact would help.

9. It turned out that Joe COULD participate after all. He provided 2 tracks of electronica that I had been working on, a controversial guitar track that I put in which he told me not to (aside: he was right about that. That’s where I screwed up the levels the worst! Proving the point of the song by trying to get it how I wanted and making clutter. Got the cool strum thing tho :) 

I also got him in on some phrases that fit the tune from two past songs about one theme. It was an appropriate theme, a theme about the marriage of Bluebeard to women who went willingly into a dodgy situation - perhaps knowing and ignoring the sneaking “ulp” feeling that something was Awry.

Phrases:

*”Would it be me?” ; “It does no good to remind me” (‘Keys and Lies’ from Lies; which was a huge SongFu FAIL on my part. We are going to rework it though.. because my husband likes the beginning phrase.

*”I already know” Joe sings this in ‘Something Very Horrible (“Bluebeard’s Lament”). It’s why I chose a ridiculously parenthetical title for this song (I’ll tell in a later post).

10. It would have been My Way to wait and see what he said and be all nervous about it. Because it was a weird thing to do. Plus, I HATE my vocal track. So this time I MEANT to bury it in the mix a little. Joe doesn’t like it when I do this, a fact which has been Widely Discussed (ironically, concerning Bluebeard 1)

So that is my longsongstory. It’s not a good one, and it’s a long one. But it has been a Not Good and a Long Week. Nonetheless, I wanted to meet the deadline and get a song in. I am doing Nur Ein as a solo and trying to make songfights. This is one of my goals for the summer. One of the many… 

*Rest assured that we are fine and we are still working on Projects. Just slower now.

I think, given all the circumstances, we’ve done well and become very good friends. I am lucky for that. Joe has been very kind to work with after what has been a hard road for Denbrain.

PS. I too have REALLY learned the point of this song, this week. It’s not as easy to be a good listener as some folks make it look. :)

PPS. Rumors of Joe’s death have been exaggerated. Straight from the Joebrains.. uh.. brain…


ack

1. den is wiped.

2. so very wiped

3. joe is very tired. 

4. he s’ploded or something. he does that. that’s what den is saying

5. den’s like d’lrious right now or something

6. she thinks she made joe up out of robot parts

7. joe tried to meet her at the corner of “Oo! Oo!” and “Yeah, cool…” but they ended up at “As If!” and “Awwww man!”

8. Den needs a coke. Stat.

9. She’s gonna SLEEP…….. like, SERIOUSLY.

10. She’s probably done writing music. Like FOR-EV-ER……..

*that was a joke. i… um… think……..

{sob}


another fake chat with DenandJoebrains

J: AMY GRANT!!!!!
D: NUR EIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: AMY GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: NUR EIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: AMY GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: NUR *EINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J: AMY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!
D: NUR EINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN{thiscontinues}
J: {inturrupts} "AMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
{duality explodes}
EDRIC: WHERE IS YOUR SONG CYCLE ENTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????

a fake chat with JoeandDenbrains.

J: I'M GOING TO SEE AMY GRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: Yes. We heard you! Yay! {does a little elfin dance. with one foot. listens to Killswitch}
J: Den..
D: Joe..
J: Guess what!?!?
D: You're going to Amy Grant?
J: WHY IS THAT IN SMALL LETTERS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!
D: Hey Joe?
J: What Den?
D: TIED FOR THE WIN OVER AT SONGFIGHT!!!
www.songfight.org
J: Den..
D: Joe?
J: The MASTER OF SONG FU is going to see AMY GRANT!
D: *sigh* ........

WHEEEE!

1. you may have noticed if you follow Joebrain around on his bloggythings or stuff that he’s going to see Amy Grant. He’s all stoked.

2. to put this on a scale, this would be sorta like Den going to see Maksim, Prince of Piano - in that you would make fun of her… but she wouldn’t care because she’d be seeing the hottest man alive playing amazing songs which made her heart sing on a Fazioli… and you would judge her.

3. If Maxim Mrvica comes to the US I will be a HUGE PAIN!

4. this was a total fan-person post. 

5. we’re gonna get some work done soon. if you were at the Joeshow yesterday you heard something new and we’ll finish it, we will! :)